Hi there, new default.

I've sucked about being active lately. I'm trying to get my butt back into regular schedules and staying on top of things and not wasting my time doing nothing.

But before I get back on track with internet shit, I have to clean all of the things. Seriously. All of them. My room is not a happy place.

It is so wet. I am so wet. My clothes are soaked. I didn't bother straightening my hair this morning because I knew it would be completely pointless, so I'm rocking the Devon Sawa today.

But I'm huddled in a corner at Starbucks and I'm going to work on the tags and apps I owe until they're finished.

I think I have to stay off of tumblr until I watch Sherlock tomorrow.

My tart was perfect last night, and then I caramelized the top and now it's kind of burnt. :|

I suck.

There is a difference between me being in the bathroom for over an hour from 9-10:30 at night and you locking yourself in the bathroom for 45 minutes at 8 in the morning. Please get out so I can shower.

I never do drabble memes, but I'm trying to find a reason to stay awake so...

Tag with a character of yours and mine (past or present) and a picture of one of the two (or the two together, if that's an option). I will turn it into a Polaroid, and write a drabble about the circumstances.

All dressed up with no place to go.

ETA; Basically, plans fell through and I didn't feel like following my friends all over town to end up at a house party full of people I didn't know. So. I stayed home and drank my damn champagne.

Well, I guess my period showing up completely unannounced this afternoon explains my titchy mood.

Forget my last entry. Today was amazing. The universe was REALLY on my side. I made it to work on time, work was fine and not super slamming, I didn't have to pay bus fare on the way to Lush, the person who rang me up at Starbucks didn't charge me for the soy I added to my drink, I got everything I wanted for way cheaper than I expected, I bought lots of earrings & foreign snack food at Cost Plus AND did Drastic Things to my head.


Yesterday


TODAY!

So now I'm catching up on internetty stuff, but I'm going to take a bath pretty soon. Indulge in those fancy smelly things I purchased.

The universe gave me that phone call to try & save my butt, but ugh. I'm so disappointed right now. Plans for today can still happen, just far later than I wanted. Crying for ten minutes after being woken up by your boss is not a good way to start the day. Hopefully it will finish on a high note.

Now excuse me, I have to go to work

See above.

So. My manager Dan has no idea what the phrase 'lost to the ether' means. I was explaining that my time card has just vanished and he gave me this really blank look and said "what's the ether?" I know not everyone learns that concept at 11 because of reading Roald Dahl and being a huge vocabulary nerd, but really?

BUT I almost did something that could have gotten me into some big trouble because I was misinformed about non-immediate family going through my line (idgi, but company rules) and he said I was too good to lose to some silly mistake like that, so yay? My 6 month review will be happening next week probably so that's good! Probably not going to get let go because I'm not meeting expectations!

Also, it's been crazy busy at work, and I expected this, but it's not a complete train wreck so that's good! But I switched a shift so tomorrow I'm at work until 11:30 pm. It blows, but it means I'll most likely get an hour lunch AND a couple extra hours of work. Also, I made a cake and cookies for this potlucky thing we had today and people really liked what I made. Most of it was gone when I had my first break 2 hours into my shift. I like that people like what I bake.


Most attractive angle ever y/y?

I'm not one to brag, but I got my family some pretty boss presents this year.

I've cried so much I'm too tired to cry any more.

Don't forget to go here if you want a holiday card from me! I just got the cutest shit to decorate my cards with.

I'm trying to work up the courage to go into work today and get super cheap tv shows and socks and shit. Ugh. Black Friday. I hate you, but I love you.

I'm also going to the yarn store and my favorite bookstore in the world. Spending my dollars locally, yo.

I just want to be happy for, like, a day.

Hey guess what? What you're doing? Not cute. At all. Calm the fuck down.