His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
15 May 2012 @ 12:12 pm
 
My dog died today. That's two pets in six weeks. I'm so completely drained and I don't even start work for three and a half hours.

I didn't cry so much this round, and I think it's a combination of the fact that this wasn't MY pet and I just didn't really let it process until this morning when I came down to shower. She was only 12, and in a perfect world she could probably have lived maybe three more years, but she was having a terrible time moving at all, and had started chewing her legs until they were bloody last week. This morning she wasn't wanting to put weight on one of her paws at all and we knew if we kept stringing this along she would just suffer, and we didn't want that. So. We're down to one cat and one dog.

If I'm a little moody/quiet on the rp front, that's probably why.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
11 May 2012 @ 10:48 pm
pimping and ideas  
[info]flippedmods, [info]marvelu, [info]riftmod. I have plot needs. Also, you should just join even if it's not to benefit me. If you have ~riftmod questions, ask me, because, you know, it's mine.

Also, ~maincabin people, how awful would it be if I made a not completely terrified of the world version of [info]alabaster? I might put someone up for rolls if I took her on. IDK.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
29 April 2012 @ 09:34 pm
 
Give me one of your characters and one of my past or present characters. I will go to Texts From Last Night and find a text that my character would have sent yours, or vice versa.


THIS IS EASY AND SHORT SO I WILL DO IT.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
28 April 2012 @ 07:31 am
 
I just booked my train tickets for visiting [info]sycorax next month. :D
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
26 April 2012 @ 07:28 pm
 


Mah hair is all shorty again!
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
25 April 2012 @ 01:05 pm
 
( ~maincabin prompt table )


I can't promise they will be good, or very long but I will do them!
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
25 April 2012 @ 12:34 am
 
So I shared this in ~maincabin chat, but I felt like posting it here for posterity.

I came back from my lunch break at work today and this super drunk guy came up to me while I was talking to my shift manager, told me I was very beautiful and then asked me where the sandwiches before saying that he meant ramen noodles. Halfway through this, my manager pretended she got a call on her phone and walked away. THANKS, ANDREA. We laughed about it after I steered him in the right direction, though. Then we called security on him.

Good times.

ETA; We're talking about if our fabulae kids would survive a zombie apocalypse and this is what I figured out about my characters:
Stan would somehow manage to survive by sheer luck and his obsessive reading about surviving shit like this. He and Al would somehow manage to find their way to a camp and live another day. Andrew would be dead after a few weeks. Nic would be dead. He and Carey are undead hipsters forever now. Vix would survive initially because she hid with Marcia and then figure there was no reason to be timid about life any more because she might not survive to the next morning and become Victoria the Zombie Slayer. Killiing all the undead hordes, kissing all of the ladies. And Ian would die.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
21 April 2012 @ 11:58 pm
muahaha  
So...I discovered that [info]bookslut was one of those mysterious usernames that someone hadn't managed to steal 8 million years ago.

It's mine now.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
20 April 2012 @ 07:53 pm
 
So I held Helen Mirren at ~maincabin. I have no concept for her yet, but I want her to either be really posh but kick ass or this really sweet grandmotherly type...who kicks ass. Obviously I'll be using icons of her from RED. It's going to be awesome.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
18 April 2012 @ 11:58 pm
 
I'm debating just cutting all of my hair off again instead of living through this awkward growout stage. I look so much more edgy with my short hair.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
13 April 2012 @ 12:55 pm
 

These are the things I bought last night to keep me sane and upright. The ONE DAY I don't bring my bag that I keep my backup tampons in is the day that I get my period. I should just expect this now. :| WHY ARE TAMPONS SO EXPENSIVE?

I need to take a picture of how I've decided to display my nail polish in my room, but now rn because my room is a shithole and I need to keep organizing before anyone sees photographs of it.

/csb
 
 
Current Mood: working
Current Music: Bitter:Sweet - Dirty Laundry
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
11 April 2012 @ 04:58 pm
 
My boss noticed that I've been losing weight. :3

No big, but it's been like, 25-30 pounds. I'm totally gaining 5 of those back because of damn easter candy and these delicious Snyder's honey mustard pretzels I'm wolfing down/
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
03 April 2012 @ 11:04 pm
 
We're putting my cat to sleep tomorrow morning. I've had her since I was six. I don't really remember life without her.

I'm alternating between hyperventilating, ugly crying and being numb on a minute by minute basis.

Ugh.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
01 April 2012 @ 02:46 pm
 
re: [info]insanes and the rule-change post over on ONTD right now



I can't. I just can't even.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
19 March 2012 @ 08:46 pm
 
I'm on day 18 of being sick and I feel like I'm going to die. Just sitting here passively reading shit on my laptop hurts.

I really don't want to call in at work, but if I feel like this in the morning, there is no goddamn way I can pull off a 6 hour shift.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
18 March 2012 @ 08:19 pm
no context  
watsonxxxx 8:18 pm
so you're probs just pregnant.

Megan 8:18 pm
skjdvs
oh yeah
with all of the sex im having
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
17 March 2012 @ 01:12 am
 
I went to work after my shift at the restaurant tonight to pick up a four pack of Guinness while it's still on sale and some cheap ass wine expressly because I wasn't planning on going out tomorrow, but now I have plans to meet a friend for her lunch break, and since I'm doing that I might as well go to Sally to look at the Hunger Games nail polishes and the Postal Annex to drop off a couple of packages which hopefully won't cost me an arm and leg to send.

But then I'm getting home and getting smashed really early so I can go to sleep at a reasonable time- I have to open at 6:45 on Sunday. Grumblemumble.
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
16 March 2012 @ 01:25 pm
I need distractions  
Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life that you’re interested in/curious about - it can be anything from the house I live in to my favorite shoes. Leave a comment and I will reciprocate by taking the pictures and posting them later here. Be as random as you like, make it interesting!
 
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His Grace the Duke of Ankh Sir Samuel Vimes
12 March 2012 @ 12:26 pm
 
My life would be so much less stressful if I knew how to say no to people.

PS, I'm pretty sure you asked me to cover your shift because you're high and I DON'T appreciate it.
 
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